Okay, if you are an iPod fanboy, please skip this rant. If you're not, keep on reading.
A while ago, I considered buying an iPod. Luckily, I got my brain back and didn't. Instead, I got a Creative Zen, wich is a lot cheaper and does everything an iPod does, except turning rational people into brainless members of the Cult of Apple. Since then, I have learned to hate the iPod. No, hating is not the right word. I loathe the iPod. No, even that doesn't express how I feel about it. Words simply can't describe how I feel about it.
Don't get me wrong, the iPod does whatever it's supposed to do. It plays music and videos. The new one does even more, but let's be honest, nobody buys it because of that. If you buy an MP3 player, you expect it to play MP3's. The rest may be nice but unnecessary. The point is, there are many other players that do the exact same thing (and often a lot cheaper) but don't get as much attention. Why? Because of the fucking Apple logo! Put an Apple logo on the worst piece of crap ever designed and it will still sell.
Today, I visited the Media Market. If you have never heard of it, it's one of the biggest electronics stores of Europe. A while ago, riots almost broke out when they opened a new store in Berlin. I bought a set of speakers for my new computer (I still used the cheap speakers from my old computer), but that doesn't really matter. I was also looking for a remote control for my Creative Zen Vision M. When I'm on my bike, I keep it in my backpack, so a remote control would come in handy, and I knew something like that was available. Only, it's impossible to find! A huge rack of accessories for the iPod, and the only accessories for other players were battery chargers. Docking stations, speaker sets, FM transmitters, remote controls, cases, everything for the iPod. Almost nothing for other players.
But that's not all. Whenever I'm using my MP3 player, people ask me if it's an iPod. And when they do, I have to fight the urge to punch them in the face. Do they realize that they are other MP3 players besides the overhyped iPod? Well, I got news for you: THERE ARE! And guess what, they are cheaper and better! All you stupid Apple fanboys should get some fucking common sense. Apple makes mediocre products at best, and they can afford to because they know their discliples will buy them no matter what. If they put an Apple logo on a log of wood, called it the iLog and charged $1000 for it (and lowered the price to $600 a few months later) they would sell a million of them on the first day, complete with a horde of mindless cult members camping on the sidewalk to get their very own piece of fucking wood with an Apple logo on it.
Anyway, to recap everything: I hate the iPod, I didn't find a remote control for my Creative Zen Vision M, and all Apple fanboys are a bunch of pathetic losers. Deal with it!
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